The Purple Finch

Kooshan the bad cat

July 5, 2009 · 5 Comments

Hi I am Kooshan, I am a chinchilla and I am really naughty. I like to scratch all the furniture and I am always trying to find ways to escape out of the house. I like to try and eat the humans food and I hate flowers. When the humans bring flowers home I jump on the kitchen bench and pull the flowers out of the vase and rip them up to pieces.

I just love jumping onto the kitchen bench and checking out what was left in the pots. When the humans have cooked Spaghetti Bolognese I love licking out the pan and then my fur gets really dirty. When this happens the bad humans have to wash me and this is what I look like grrrr….. not nice. I hate water.

When I was a kitten I was aloud to sleep on the bed, but then I took this privilege a bit too far and I would have to face my human owner. So when she rolled over in the night I would get up and move to the other side of the bed to face her. In the middle of the night I would slowly move up, so my face was in her face and then tap her face with my paw until she woke up. I don’t know why she would get angry with me when I woke her up at 3am I only wanted some attention. One day she locked me in the laundry all night by my self, my owner told me I had to stay there because I was always naughty. Its not fair, the dog (Kaba) and the other fluffy cat thing (Mouse) get to sleep on the bed. Well I will just have to do more naughty things because they don’t let me sleep on the bed.

I am on facebook and you can become my friend here

Hey I just found out that they have a plush version of me.  So I would like to introduce you to Kooshan Plush.

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Kooshan Plush is inspired by my real living cat (Kooshan), and yes he is really that naughty so I thought that I will put him up for sale.  No not the real Kooshan just a plush nicer version of him

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Kooshan is made out of super soft white polar fleece he has green eyes which is embroidered onto his face and a cute black nose, The face is made out of cream felt which has been hand stitched on. He is guarenteed not to destroy your house.

You can buy me here

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5 responses so far ↓

  • Fer // July 6, 2009 at 11:53 am | Reply

    My previous cat Rufus loved to pull all the pins out of the pincushion. At Christmastime he’d take a flying leap off the sofa into the Christmas tree and see what ornament he’d end up with. I could never get angry with him though, he was just too adorable!

    I’m sure you feel the same about Kooshan! Love the plushie version too.

    My current kitty Gracie is so amazingly good, and even listens to discipline!

  • thepurplefinch // July 6, 2009 at 5:47 pm | Reply

    Thanks Fer for telling us your naughty cat story I have caught Kooshan pulling pins out of the pincushion as well, I rally liked the bit where you describe Rufus leaping into the Christmas tree I was chuckling at work when I read that. I guess that is why we don’t have a Christmas tree at that time of the year because I can grantee that Kooshan would be trying everything to destroy it.

  • toddhuntermcgaw // July 7, 2009 at 4:07 pm | Reply

    dear kooshan..

    patience oh great one… your time will come.

  • Astrid // July 7, 2009 at 7:55 pm | Reply

    Plumble (or Mr Plums as he likes to be called) enjoys waking up in the middle of the night. But if he is awake he wants his owner to be awake too. So I am frequently awake at 3am. He also begs to go outside and then climbs up the fence even though he knows that he is not allowed to do that, and I have to go and find him.
    Hero is a good little girl, the only bad habit she has is she loves to tear up newspapers, if there is a newspaper around she will tear it up, doesn’t matter if you have read it yet or not. In fact I just reached for this weeks tv guide and discovered she has torn a big patch out of it so for the rest of the week I won’t know whats on tv between 6.30 and 8pm

  • thepurplefinch // July 9, 2009 at 8:47 pm | Reply

    Thanks everyone for sharing your bad animal stories they were a good read :)

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